Frogasaurus Rex at the Port Townsend 2006 Kinetic Sculpture Race -- Dave's Rebuttal Mail

The following tongue-in-cheek email was sent to the Port Townsend webmaster in response to http://www.ptkineticrace.org/frogasauraus.html

Hi:

Thank you for documenting our attempt to become Notorious with our little Family Plot. We wished to take our rightful, albeit temporary, place in the lead, viewing all others through the Rear Window. We should be clear that Allen carefully checked the tide tables to ensure this was safe, so for those who feel they must follow the rules he became The Man Who Knew Too Much. After the sheriff's boat was sure we needed neither Rope nor Lifeboat on our trip North by Northwest, we landed a mere 39 Steps from the sand challenge, which I Confess left me Breathless.

I must protest your attempt to Sabotage our reputation with the comment about "sissies". We would not have said such a thing, as it would have turned our friend Riki Bedford Psycho and whipped Bob Durst into a Frenzy. Was perhaps this comment misheard by the photographer who took the picture from above, who probably had Vertigo? If you think we said this, you have The Wrong Man.

For the Glory!

David "The ex-Frog" Neiman

Copyright (C) 2006 Dave Neiman

Please note that most of the movies cited were by the venerable Alfred HitchKock.


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